1/20/99

Softball: The Rewards of Being Timely

Dear People,

Congratz to all on last week's dazzling 27-16 exercise in meticulous excellence in sport. I remain in awe of the communal human spirit when I reflect on how a motley and dispirited group of 10 individuals, alienated from each other and ultimately from themselves, could claw back from an 11-0 deficit in the bottom of the 4th to eventually triumph by that same 11 point spread. Personally, I feel that the cosmological implications of such a dramatic turn of events ricochet everywhere, and at a minimum, must give pause to those who so contemptuously reject Luther's original doctrine of aerobic pre-determinism.

In any case, there will be another game this Saturday January 23rd at 1PM at Kleeberger North, IF I get enough commits by this Friday noon. I will be getting my tiny little teeth cleaned on that very morning, and will not be able to grovel for players. Thus, to assure organizational integrity, I would like to announce that any person who commits by Thursday night will automatically be eligible for a month's supply of non-wax dental floss....Raymond

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