6/17/15

Softball: Best Part of the Clown Show

Dear People,

Chris Fure's team seasoned my own in a degrading marinade of spicy-hot prostration-pepper, 11-6, and as captain, I'm still chagrined by the ruthless jejunization of our power-hitting potential. The fact is that my side had some of the most fearsome batters in the league (Greg Laddish, Jim McGuire and Frank---if he had been 12 years younger), yet Jerry was a true master of the mound, and thus he shut us down cold with his disarming blend of curve, knuckle and shamelessly illicit spermicidal lube balls. Can I prove that? No, no I can't.

The point is that I've been tacitly pining for a true take-charge American hero to become President since before I was born, and now that The Donald has announced his candidacy, I'm not ashamed to say that if it takes the most vomitous self-absorbed buffoon on the planet to help me realize this dream, then so be it. And therefore there will be a game at Codornices this Sunday at 11, IF I get enough commits by this Friday morning . . . Raymond

PS: Some bio-historical context to assess the bombastic bozo in question:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuP1e0RNF-0


6/19/15

Softball: Your Official Father's Day Goodtime Sport

Dear People,

There will be a game at Codornices this Sunday at 11, and as of now there are still four slots left.

Please bring $4 for the field, which is the price we have to pay for a civilized aerobic society….Raymond 845-7552

PS: As you know, I'm all about inclusion. But after seriously mulling it over, I've decided that if this guy ever shows up, I'm not letting him in our league . . .

http://deadspin.com/angry-softball-man-leaves-insane-voicemail-after-being-1712279260

PPS: Another argument for the Yukonian-Alaskan Wall. . .

http://www.viralviralvideos.com/2015/06/18/canadian-rap-diss-music-video/

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