Softball: Talkin' Major 4th-Edition Revision Blues

Dear People,

In one of those kick-ass displays of taut competitive excellence that gives clarity of aerobic purpose to our otherwise pointless lives, Chris Fure's team barely staved off my own, 14-12. Yet that's not important now, for the bitter reality is that I'm once again trapped in the dank possum-infested basement of my sister's Seattle abode (I shit you not-she's got tertiary possi). Moreover, while I'd love to wax poetic on the glories of last week's magnificent match, good 'ol Sib-witch here is forcing me to spend 18 hours a day making sure that every potential reader on earth can grasp the utterly fascinating distinctions between eggwhite cervical fluid and residual semen (or maybe it's residual seaman-In all candor, I'm drained, frightened and have lost all perspective).

The point is that I'm simply not going to allow my current enslavement to define who I am, for unlike some, I'll always take a 2-RBI triple over a stupid post-ovulatory thermal shift, and frankly, I happen to know that on this, of all issues, every one of you is with me. And therefore there will be a game at Codornices this Sunday at 11, IF I get enough commits by this Friday morning . . . Raymond

PS: Shameless Transitional Promotion, # 48: Can't wait another few months to get prego? Or better yet, to not get prego?; Not to worry!….

http://www.amazon.com/Taking-Charge-Your-Fertility-Anniversary/dp/0060881909/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1413932589&sr=1-1&keywords=tcoyf

PPS: A Tune of Great Personal Salience. . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PnFjm4OYYM

10/2414

Hints of the Sitch in Rainville

Dear People,

There will be a game at Codornices this Sunday at 11 and as of now it is full. As always, please let me know ASAP if you committed and need to cancel, and if you still want in, feel free to get on the wait list or contact me later for news of reopened slots.

Please bring $4 for the field, which for this week only includes a complementary one year subscription to The UCLA Quarterly Journal of Sibling-Triggered Torment and Other Conditions of Familial Dysfunction…….Raymond

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