11/7/12

Softball: A Brief and Lazy Aerobic Gloss on the Vote

Dear People,

My team obliterated Mike Davey's 16-7, but the bottom line is that it's late Tuesday evening as I peck these very words, and I'm simply too distracted right now to woo you with the usual drivel (From what I recall of the game, I would suspect that Tony Mac is OK with this). More specifically, and after consulting with both my personal ethicist and copyright attorney, I've concluded that it's permissible to plagiarize my own Facebook posting as long as my spleen is pure of heart. With that said, and if you'd be so kind, allow me to continue. . .

I've had some serious issues with Barack Obama over these last few years, from various perspectives across the political spectrum. However, having said that, let me be very clear:

I don't normally indulge in the less-than-honorable emotion of unabashed schadenfreude, but when I do, I prefer to do so by watching the fair and balanced Fox News Channel on those rare majestic evenings when a Godless Kenyan-born America-Hating Muslim Marxist is reelected President of these United States. And therefore there will be a game at our cherished CODORNICES Park this Sunday at 11AM, IF I get enough commits by this Friday morning….Raymond

PS: My Top 10 FCSL*

*(Fox Commentariat Schadenfreudetensity List, in approximate order):

1-Sean Hannity
2-Dick Morris
3-Michelle Malkin
4-Newt Gingrich
5-Bill O'Reilly
6-Sara Palin
7-Karl Rove
8-Ann Coulter
9-Stuart Varney
10-Lou Dobbs

PPS: Democracy. . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArC7XarwnWI


11/9/12

Softball: Consequences

Dear People,

There will be a game at the magnificent yak-laden tundra of CODORNICES Park this Sunday at 11AM, and as of now there are still four slots left.

Please bring $4 for the field, and since I have now heard your voices, that includes my personal pledge to you to seriously consider infield fly, composite bat and spitball reform. . .Raymond 845-7552

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