12/25/98: The Moral Obligations of Membership

12/25/98

Softball: The Moral Obligations of Membership

Dear People,

There WILL be a softball game tomorrow at 12 noon at Kleeberger North. Please note though that we are at a bare minimum of 14 players, and could really use a few more. As you know, every commit that you get to me is one less phone call that I have to make to the unwired little people on Saturday morning. And remember, when you get an embittered ex-lover to join our athletic democracy, you not only save me time, but you help bring closure to a festering wound...Raymond

PS: For those of you on the fence, I should point out that I will be in Canada next week, and thus this may be your last time to get the aerobic nutrients you need for two or more long and dreary weeks.

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